Today the PokerBat is going to look at one online poker donk hand. Did you know the Poker Bat can be a Poker Donk? Yes, apparently when the Bat sits down to play online poker, a donk can come down from heaven inhabite the Bat’s body and make the Bat play like a donk. Wait a second Donk’s don’t go to heaven. Donk’s come from and go back to hell. So, it’s demon donk that infests the Bat. So, a possessed Bat playing poker online gets taken to school. Let’s look at the hand it all it’s marvelousness. Clipped right below with no names changed to protect the innocent because there are no innocents.
9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: xparker1x (39338 in chips)
Seat 2: silkksoulja (46457 in chips)
Seat 3: ABigWilly (60435 in chips)
Seat 4: PokerBat (28871 in chips)
Seat 5: nickelracks (23219 in chips)
Seat 6: Schlitz21 (81214 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: CA$HGE!L (34823 in chips)
Seat 8: KLDingo (41742 in chips)
Seat 9: doosman (43912 in chips)
xparker1x: posts the ante 200
silkksoulja: posts the ante 200
ABigWilly: posts the ante 200
PokerBat: posts the ante 200
nickelracks: posts the ante 200
Schlitz21: posts the ante 200
CA$HGE!L: posts the ante 200
KLDingo: posts the ante 200
doosman: posts the ante 200
KLDingo: posts small blind 800
doosman: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerBat [7h 7c]
PokerBat: raises 3200 to 4800
Schlitz21 has returned
KLDingo: calls 4000
*** FLOP *** [As 9c 8s]
KLDingo: bets 3200
PokerBat: calls 3200
*** TURN *** [As 9c 8s] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [As 9c 8s 7s] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KLDingo: shows [8d Ad] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
PokerBat: shows [7h 7c] (a full house, Sevens full of Nines)
PokerBat collected 19400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19400 | Rake 0
Board [As 9c 8s 7s 9s]
Seat 1: xparker1x folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 2: silkksoulja folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 3: ABigWilly folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 4: PokerBat showed [7h 7c] and won (19400) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
Seat 5: nickelracks folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 6: Schlitz21 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 7: CA$HGE!L (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: KLDingo (small blind) showed [8d Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: doosman (big blind) folded before Flop
What’s the first Donk move the Bat commited students? If you said raise 4x from early middle position you are… wrong. The first Donk move was the Bat played online poker that day and allowed himself to get a demon donk to take over his mouse clicking hand. Okay. Raise may not be optimal there but it isn’t terrible and the donk doesn’t always do it, so file that excuse under changing up the Bat/donk’s game to throw off his opponents which incidentally aren’t even paying attention.
Don’t worry the PokerDonk would do something to get their attention just a big later.
The next mistake in this miserable hand was the opponent led out on a flop that had three over cards to the Poker Bat’s pocket 7s. Including an Ace, which makes sense for the guy to hit his ace and call the preflop bet. The Bat, wrongly as you’ll notice is the theme today, calls that raise. The excuse for this idiotic move, is worse than the first excuse. The Bat thinks the guy would lead out if he hit he ace (why would he try and get paid). The Bat decides he’s going to float this bet and try to steal it on the turn.
Turn throws up the third spade. But it’s the 7 given the Bat a set. Sometimes it’s fun to play like a donk because the Bat gets rewarded like a donk. Boom! Goes the dynamite.
Now, for the next mistake, the Bat’s lost count so you are on your own for that one. Clearly the opponent is scared of the spade and checks to the Bat. The Bat checks when he hits his hand because the Bat doesn’t like to get paid off when he makes a hand. Similar rationale to why the Bat thought his opponent wouldn’t lead his hand on the flop. Yeah, the Bat is a regular genuis.
The river is the 9s putting four to a flush on the board. Mistake number 1000. The Bat just got countefeited. Whoops. Online poker is for donks. So when the other donk in the hand checks, the Bat checks behind. In case you didn’t notice the Bat just checked a full house. Classic chance to lead out a weakish bet that a formely strong hand has to call, or might induce a bluff from the opponent. The Bat opted not to do that. Why not check a full house there. Clearly there are 4 of a kinds, bigger full houses, and straigh flushes to be scared of, especially considering the betting pattern.
Okay, that was a window into the Bat’s soul. The Bat doesn’t make mistakes too often but now you know on some days when the window to hell spits up a demon donk and it inhabits the Bat’s body, the Bat can play bad too.