Bat-ter Up

It’s been a while since the Bat has found the time to fill in the poker world on his activities.  Well, world the Bat has been crushing it.  Bwin, Pokerstars, FullTilt et al have all felt the Bat’s wrath.   Now, the Bat is headed to the IP.

The Bat doesn’t know what to make of the Biloxi comings and goings of that other casino that saw fit to cesure the other animal on Gulf Coast Poker.NET.   Hmmm.  The Bat has been known to get dis-civil every now and then and would hate to get blacklisted from any of the Gulf Coast’s casinos.  Perhaps, they are a little too strict.  Seems like the Monkey can’t win in cash games, despite causing a ruckus wouldn’t that make the other players want him there? 

How many high rollers has he chased away at a 1-2 table?  Mighty loose definition of a high roller if you ask the Bat.  No offense PokerMonkey.  Then again, perhaps because he only plays 1-2 he doesn’t qualify as a person of worth.  The Bat guesses these casnios don’t understand that one banned Monkey might have a lot of friends that will ban the casino doing the banning.  Those people have a high enough net worth to qualify as people so maybe that’ll be the rhetorical strategy to get the ban lifted. 

The Bat’s been jumping all over the NFL games.  Sports Gambling is fun when the better, favored team always covers.  Unless you are Vegas.  The favorites are where it’s at and the Bat has won enough in the first six weeks to pay out a downpayment on a new Bat mobile.  (The Bat will never stop losing right?).   Just keep banging the favorites Bat, but stay away from SF-Indy this week.  The Niners can give the Colts a game.  In fact, the colts are a little bit of a paper tiger.  No other blogger will say that because of Peyton’s ties to the Gulf Coast.  Speaking of Gulf Coast, Favre will have his day and his way in Green Bay.  The Bat’s a poet, you know it.

Anyway, look for some IP updates in this same Bat-Space, same Bat-place, next time.

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