Why don’t the Bat get a hoodie? The people want to know.
Seems everybody else that blogs for GCP (www.gulfcoastpoker.net) has one or is getting one why none for the Bat?
The Bat is the people’s blogger. He wants a hoodie.
In other poker news…
The Bat thinks it’s odd that Annie Duke crushed Joan Rivers in every way possible, short of grinding Rivers plastic skin and brittle bones into a powder and sprinkling it in her coffee she consumed her in the contest. And she lost. Strange.
The donald with his wild hair, slowrolled the Dukester. Bat don’t play that.
Did the Bat mentioned he wants a hoodie?
Also…
Ilari Sahamies crushes Tom Dwan over a two day span. He won almost 2 million, winning big pot after big pot. Dwan was reeling. The PokerKing, had the deets.
Too…
The WSOP is projecting 7,323 entrants into the World Series of Poker Main Event. How do they know this? Seems these guys always figure out exactly what guarantees to make and they always hit them. The Bat will go with the over. Expects plenty of my Euro friends to be there.
Also…
The PokerBat wants a hoodie. Not a hat but a hoodie. The Bat wants one of those Gulf Coast Poker hoodies, and the Bat wants it now.
Short-story time…
The Bat walks into a bar room poker game. Sees an old man and a young kid. They have fish plastered across their head like they were drenched in seawater. Bat sits down and plays. Five buy-ins later the Fish are walking out with all the money, the shark is chum.
What’s the point of the story? Even if you can spot the suckers sometimes the sucker wins.
That was a long time ago. The Bat hasn’t had a losing session in weeks… okay… maybe days… okay… maybe the Bat just had to buy a new laptop because the Bat punted the last one into my pool. The Bat has a collection of them in there.
Online poker tournaments can tilt the Bat. When the Bat wants to play in an online poker tournament he should put the laptop behind unbreakable glass. That way the Bat beats up the unbreakable glass, which is unbreakable, and the laptop survives. The Bat likes to play poker tournaments but the Bat’s laptop does not like it when the Bat signs on to play poker tournament, it usually means a wet future!
Did the Bat mention, he wants a frickin’ Hoodie!
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